No last supper would be,
without a little rap ditty.
I’m sure we will be eloquent and slow
as we rehearsed in the dunny 15 minutes ago.
Alan is a super dude
and now his beard will not catch food.
his face is smooth as a babies bum
he’s an aerodynamic son of a gun.
Travelling up and travelling back
Henry whips along the track
he’s our invincible Thomas the tank engine
With far more sweat then we should mention.
Vena quietly achieves,
without her we would surely grieve.
I’m sure this has nothing to do with
the ice-cream she might give you.
Bryan is the best by far
but for when he ran into a car
with a grunt he hit the deck
Ali’s pants were nearly wet.
Nate is fast Nate is speedy
he might have to carry us when we’re needy.
we think we know what makes him fast,
the pants of his wife he wears on his arse.
Now Mike is on his second trip
we can be sure his jokes weren’t shit.
his job for us is just to talk
so we can forget this bloody walk.
John is smiley, john is great
were sure he is a real good mate.
we’re sure as mates he’ll lend a hand
when we move Mikes walker across the land.
Don’t throw water on our Zac
he’s likely to have some sort of attack.
Accident prone he may be
but at least he didn’t break a knee
He has a pack and mobile phone
“Hold hands when crossing” he will drone
he is our leader Johnny Chad.
we think we’ve sent him slightly mad.
So when you next walk and can hear the birds.
please don’t think of us turds
we may be silly and noisy and mad
but we are the best you’ve ever had.
So off we go to do the walk
I hope I will do more than talk.
For the next, 10 days we all will be a
crazy Zoe’s Place Family.
When we get back unload the beer truck
cause chances are we will be stuffed.
We’re sure we’re heroes in your eyes
and if not you can bloody well lie
Off we go we won’t look back we’re off
to smash the Kokoda Track
